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MAKE YOUR WEDDING SOMETHING SPECIAL...WHILE SAVING BIG BUCKS!!!

The Rev. John Cougarstein of the Universal Life Church wants you to have the wedding ceremony you've always dreamed of, without spending the outrageous prices so-called "mainstream" clergy often charge.

Why spend hundreds or even thousands to have a stranger dictate the terms of your ceremony and deem you worthy of marriage? Rev. John Cougarstein will officiate your ceremony, the way you want it, at a price no other clergy dares match.

The Reverend's services can be yours for a mere $50. And if you agree to be married on stage at a Cougarstein performance, we slash our prices to an insane FIVE DOLLARS!

Rev. Cougarstein, can legally marry you and your loved one anywhere in the U.S.A. (except New York). You tell him how you want the ceremony to happen, or let Rev. Cougarstein work his own special magic. It's up to you!

The price may be laughable, but this is no joke. Email the Reverend today at cougarstein@yahoo.com and have your wedding your way.